April Fools Day - No we are not selling bum phones

31.01.19 09:39 PM By Craig

Alas, to all those that excitedly & wildly emailed us to enquire about our exclusive range of BUM phones, it was in fact Aprils Fool.

As enticing a prospect as it was, we at Omerta, would not want to deal with the barrage of questions a bum phone brings. Especially when it comes to the sensitive questions like how does one clean it; what the smallest person to use it etc etc.

So there you, stayed tuned for more antics at Omerta - tomorrow brings some great REAL news for all!